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Yo, I'm Amanda, otherwise known as May. 20 years old, half idiot, half fan girl. I have a really shitty self esteem, but sometimes I take shit tons of selfies. I'm Latina, both parents are Mexican descent, so there's that, I guess. I'm in Community College. I have a bad habit with cursing and stuff that makes me giddy but sad. I want to be an English teacher. I'm from Texas. I'm a feminist. I hate the heat. I also like football...

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thedemonica:

it’s back in time for christmas

the incest coffee commercial 

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#i like que 

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

(via radical-ruby)

— 12 hours ago with 62118 notes
#video 

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

This is the post that I actually almost broke my laptop with. I’m so fucking done. I hate myself. GOD DAMNIT. WHY. WHY

(via epicsagaluke)

— 16 hours ago with 19696 notes

captain-kate replied to your post: Anyone want to play Cards Against Huma…

they have that online? YES!

They do! We need at least four players, but it’s oodles of fun with more.

— 16 hours ago with 1 note
#captain-kate 

pillowbedhead:

AND SO I LAUGHED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

(Source: sakuranamida, via 0w0b)

— 16 hours ago with 27896 notes
#WHAT IS THIS?!  #please let me know 

Anyone want to play Cards Against Humanity online with me?

— 16 hours ago with 1 note
handsomedogs:

This is one-year-old Winnie! Despite looking tough with his formidable beard, this little guy is spoiled rotten and a big fan of cuddling. His favorite activities include stealing Kleenex from the trash can, hoarding socks and pen caps under the couch, and scratching at the back door before running away again.

handsomedogs:

This is one-year-old Winnie! Despite looking tough with his formidable beard, this little guy is spoiled rotten and a big fan of cuddling. His favorite activities include stealing Kleenex from the trash can, hoarding socks and pen caps under the couch, and scratching at the back door before running away again.

(via hillbilly-wizard)

— 16 hours ago with 219 notes
#omg 
"

8 Ways To Say I Love You

1. Spit it into her voicemail, a little slurred and sounding like the shot whiskey you downed for courage. Feel as ashamed as you do walking into work in last night’s clothes. Wake up cringing for days, waiting for her to mention it.

2. Sigh it into her mouth, wedged in between teeth and tongues. Don’t even let your lips move when you say it, ever so lightly, into the air. Maybe it was just an exhalation of ecstasy.

3. Buy her flowers. Buy her chocolate. Buy her a teddy bear, because that’s what every romantic comedy has taught you. Take her out to a nice restaurant where neither of you feel comfortable and spend the whole night clearing your throat and tugging at your tie. Feel like your actions are more suited to a proposal than the simple confession of something you’ve always known.

4. Whisper it into her hair in the middle of the night, after you’ve counted the space between her breaths and are certain she’s asleep. Shut your eyes quickly when she shifts toward you in askance. Maybe you were just sleep whispering.

5. Blurt it out in the middle of an impromptu dance party in the kitchen, as clumsy as your two left feet. When time seems to freeze, hastily tack on “in that shirt” or “when you make your award-winning meatballs” or, if you are feeling particularly brave, “when we do this.” Resume dancing and pretend you don’t feel her eyes on you the rest of the night.

6. Write her a letter in which the amount of circumnavigating and angst could rival Mr. Darcy’s. Debate where to leave it all day – on her pillow? In her coat pocket? Throw it away in frustration, conveniently leaving it face up in the trashcan, her name scrawled on the front in your sloppy handwriting. Let her wonder if you meant it.

7. Wait until something terrible has happened and you can’t not tell her anymore. Wait until she almost gets hit by a car crossing Wabash against the light and after you are done cursing at the shit-for-brains cab drivers in this city, realize you are actually just terrified of living without her. Tell her with your hands shaking.

8. Say it deliberately, your tongue a springboard for every syllable. Over coffee, brushing your teeth side-by-side, as you turn off the light to go to sleep – it doesn’t matter where. Do not adorn it with extra words like “I think” or “I might.” Do not sigh heavily as if admitting it were a burden instead of the most joyous thing you’ve ever done. Look her in the eyes and pray, heart thumping wildly, that she will turn to you and say, “I love you too.”

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R. MCKINLEY, DEC. 1, 2012  (via florida-sounds)

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— 1 day ago with 138833 notes
#i like que 
commanderabutt:

brandx:


Young Dad Wins Back Custody of Child Adopted Without Consent

26-year-old Jeremiah Sampson waged a three-year court battle that forced him to drop out of college to pay for legal expenses in gaining custody of his child.
Sampson drove five hours to Rolla, Mo., once or twice a week for more than six months to challenge the adoption in court. The adoptive parents threw a towel over the baby’s head in court, refusing to let him look at his birth father.
Born and raised in Coweta, Oklahoma, Sampson had four older brothers, three sisters and a mother who worked two jobs to support them all. He didn’t meet his father until he was 13 and hasn’t seen him much since. “I would never do that to my own flesh and blood,” Sampson said. “I would never walk away from my own child.”
Sampson is now suing the adoption agency for violating his parental rights by going ahead with the placement even after he objected.
Source: Tulsa World


THIS IS MONUMENTAL IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING OF THE ADOPTION INDUSTRY’S ALL OUT GLOBAL ASSAULT ON BLACK FAMILY PRESERVATION OMG LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS DUO LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS RULING I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT /capslock!orphan X

this makes me really happy they look so happy

commanderabutt:

brandx:

Young Dad Wins Back Custody of Child Adopted Without Consent

26-year-old Jeremiah Sampson waged a three-year court battle that forced him to drop out of college to pay for legal expenses in gaining custody of his child.

Sampson drove five hours to Rolla, Mo., once or twice a week for more than six months to challenge the adoption in court. The adoptive parents threw a towel over the baby’s head in court, refusing to let him look at his birth father.

Born and raised in Coweta, Oklahoma, Sampson had four older brothers, three sisters and a mother who worked two jobs to support them all. He didn’t meet his father until he was 13 and hasn’t seen him much since.

“I would never do that to my own flesh and blood,” Sampson said. “I would never walk away from my own child.”

Sampson is now suing the adoption agency for violating his parental rights by going ahead with the placement even after he objected.

Source: Tulsa World

THIS IS MONUMENTAL IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING OF THE ADOPTION INDUSTRY’S ALL OUT GLOBAL ASSAULT ON BLACK FAMILY PRESERVATION OMG LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS DUO LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS RULING I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT /capslock!orphan X

this makes me really happy they look so happy

(via wordspan)

— 1 day ago with 32488 notes
Anonymous asked: you and every1 else in the homestck fandom are fuckin ugly and ur art & cosplays suk.


Answer:

tori-the-awesome:

Ah yes
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We are all ugly
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No effort put into our cosplays at all
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We just are lame and throw shit together
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our makeup is shit too

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even our genderbends suck
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ugh so hideous
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We must not care for each other at all,
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our fandom is so small theres no fun in it

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The art is so dumb and trashy too
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ugh we cant even do simple shading

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no correct proportions or anything ew

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we def dont know how to work with color schemes either

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feeling and emotion isnt a thing in our art too

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Oh how I hate the homestuck fandom.
Sucks right?

— 1 day ago with 8441 notes
#the same thoughts as the last tag  #i don't like or understand homestuck  #but damn is the fandom one of my favorites  #they mostly keep their shit underwraps  #theyre amazing cosplayers  #i love their fan art  #defs more than the story  #and they care about each other deeply  #even shippers dont get in to huge ship things  #they kind of just float by in nice little sail boats and wave at us asshole fandoms  #and offer us food and shit  #homestuck 

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via originoffelton)

— 1 day ago with 112364 notes